Getting it Done

They say many hands make light work.

So I resurrect my cowboy outfit from 1997

Equipped with a hat, revolver, and lasso,

And I set out in search of a work force.

It's sometimes easier to hogtie people.

And when the rope ran out, I used a shepherd's hook,

And when the hook broke, I cast out a giant net,

And when the net tore, I dug a tiger pit.

And when the pit was revealed, I baked cookies.

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

My group now, of the most tenacious men,

Of the most gargantuan, stalwart guys on Earth.

They're like two-eyed cyclops, towering tremendously

Over elephants and whales, who tremble.

And I their leader, the most magnificent of all.

And so when you need a job done,

You have to get the right people,

And to get the right people

You have to use the right force.

For the right force, try cookies.