I dread my constant shivering.
Oh how so very energetically I discharged
the useless blanket, so useless.
Silently I roll and crash onto the floor, shoulder first.
A strange realization occurs.
I have backtracked through evolution
to where I cannot stand up straight.
My body is too weak to support anything.
After a while of lying there face down, I am courageous enough
to continue my arduous journey to the kitchen.
Oh how so very lightheaded I felt when I finally stood up straight.
Another reason to stay on the couch.
And as if getting the toaster out isn't enough,
My eggo's are buried under crab legs galore. What a day.
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