Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Ploop Ploop Ploop

Don't tell her, ain't gonna happen.
Don't ask me, cause I'm not your mommy.
Please don't put me in a picture with Glenn Beck,
you're making me uncomfortable.
See what I'm saying, get what I'm saying??

I have a class, its miserable but you can come.
I think you've been pretty good girls
so I won't make your life a living hell.
I'm funny oh I'm funny,
Oh you don't think so but I am hilarious.

Show gun Japanese... Japanese Haiku,
you'd be the cool person.
You should feel weird, you're weird.
James why are you looking up here like that?
I miss Sara when she's at gym.

Aww for crying out loud!
Crippa crap!
for God's sake!
It's a magical sitar!
Blah blah bah mah uhh...


GET OUT!
Im going to get a hamburger.
It's really gross but I'm gonna eat it anyway,
and we'll all go ooohh!
People make me sick.


This has been a compilation of Rut's sayings.

2 comments:

  1. This isn't particularly flattering, James. When did I say that h-e-double-hockey-sticks line? What does the title mean? I don't know how to feel. And it's Ms. Rut, by the way. Seriously.

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