Time Machine

There's nothing better than a time machine.

I go back where I wore tie dye tees.

Where rugrats and power rangers were king.

Where life was simpler, in the '90's.

There's nothing better than a time machine.

I go back where a man wears his first suit.

Where her dress is fit for a queen.

Where my parents were actually cute.

There's nothing better than a time machine.

I spy my dad's old baseball glove.

before he met the wonderful Pauline.

back to when he had hair above.

There's nothing better than a time machine.

Oh, how my mom has changed.

With braces and glasses, she was such a dainty thing.

It's no wonder she turned out so strange.

There's nothing better than a time machine.

If only the attic weren't so cold.

I'd stay for a little while longer.

And see what the future might hold.